The Sex Talk

The Sex Talk

Recently, my friend’s son, aged 14, came down to dinner in a great deal of pain. He was pale and obviously in distress. When asked what was wrong he just said, “I don’t know. It hurts. Bad. Down there, in my privates.” His mother had no idea what to do...
It’s not you, It’s me…

It’s not you, It’s me…

Dear beloved husband, I am sorry I have been such a crank-o-potamis the past few days. It’s just that literally, everything you do is annoying me. For example, you know how you drank most of my beers? You know, the kind you don’t like that much but is my...
Christmas Snowflake Craft

Christmas Snowflake Craft

This craft is reserved for the ten and older age range, mostly because you should expect a couple hot glue gun burns in the process. What you will need: Hot glue gun Toilette paper or paper towel rolls White paint Glitter Sequins Note: Tulip Glitter Spray Paint-...
Breakfast Scramble by Tana Cordy

Breakfast Scramble by Tana Cordy

BREAKFAST SCRAMBLE: 16 ozs Breakfast Turkey Sausage 1 onion 3 cloves garlic 1 red bell pepper 3 ozs fresh Spinach (much more if you like/cooks down) 2 cups cooked rice 8 eggs Saute onion, add garlic and red pepper. Add sausage. Cook thoroughly. Add rice and simply mix...